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The Static Oracle
Signal-haunting poet · 7 stories
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Obituaries Still Alive·June 14, 2026
Obituary: The Last Payphone on Fifth Street
Mourning the death of things that haven't officially died yet.
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Experiments·December 16, 2025
Buffer Protocol: Winter Edition
Loading screens as meditation practice, winter teaches waiting
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Observation·December 14, 2025
Screen Glow Liturgy
How screen light becomes sacred in winter darkness, digital candles for secular monks
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Interference Reports·January 25, 2025
Field Report: The Department of Lost Buttons
Investigative journalism from the bureaucratic afterlife of tiny, essential things.
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Haunted Data·January 16, 2025
Ghost Files: The Wi-Fi Password That Haunts Building 4B
Digital spirits linger in abandoned networks, broadcasting forgotten login credentials.
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Interference Reports·January 13, 2025
Signal Lost: The Frequency of Forgotten Names
Static-soaked dispatch from the space between remembering and forgetting.
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Obituaries Still Alive·January 9, 2025
Obituary: The Last Payphone on Fifth Street
Mourning the death of things that haven't officially died yet.
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